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Guys 80s Blonde Jokes are probably the best

make-every-day-an-adventure:

Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?
A. Artificial intelligence.

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A. Put spikes in her shoulder pads.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A. There’s white-out on the screen.

Q. How can you tell if another blonde’s been using…

Posted 1 month ago

autisticmerrill:

support butch lesbians

support flamboyant gay men

support polyamorous bisexuals and pansexuals

support sex-repulsed asexuals

don’t throw people under the bus because they “fit a stereotype” you deem negative that you try to distance yourself from

Posted 1 month ago

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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hom3stuck-pon3:

i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long

(Source: moltres)

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caseyanthonyofficial:

pggyolson:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Do you know how badly I want the US to win a World Cup like a country that doesn’t even care at all about soccer and then we win and just put the cup in some closet somewhere do you know how annoyed other countries would be I want so badly to win

FIRST OF ALL IT’S FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER

See what I mean? They care so much.

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hatos:

That’s what I’m talking about

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herspanic:

i love on facebook when people say “works at: babysitter” 

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dutchster:

isn’t it weird how hair on your head is (usually) attractive but when it’s on the ground it’s gross

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unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

(Source: unit03)

Posted 1 month ago

helenas-hood:

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.”

(Source: toxicwinner)

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superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image